“Bitch! You’re on the wrong side of the road! This isn’t a one way!”
This lady with a cell phone to her ear was driving on the left side of a two-lane two-way street today, while I was giving my son a driving lesson.
So I’m in the passenger seat flailing my arms around (one would think I’m full-blood Italian the way I talk with my hands) and yelling at her to get on the other side of the road, while telling my son to make a right turn to avoid her. Ms. My-Call-Is-More-Important-Than-Safety never even noticed me! She was still cruising down the left lane with the phone to her ear when my son turned off the street, and I was still yelling at bitch woman to get on the right side of the street.
This happened at 3rd Street, and it took me until 25th Street to remember, “That’s okay.” And that’s when I calmed down.